Mister McHottie by Pippa Grant
October 20, 2017
About Mister McHottie
I’ve just bought the woman of my nightmares.
Technically, I bought the company she works for. Point is, she cost me my two best friends ten years ago. It’s payback time, and I’m going to make her life hell.
When I’m not banging her silly and myself stupid.
I need to get my head back in business, because getting off is great, but “He was a man who had sex, and lots of it, and in the worst locations, with the woman of his nightmares” isn’t the inscription I want on my tombstone.
Even if it’s true.
There are three things I hate:
Bratwurst in any form, my neighbors boinking loudly like farm animals at 3 AM, and Chase Jett.
Mostly I hate Chase Jett. It’s been ten years since he took my virginity—I’d make a bratwurst joke, but the unfortunate truth is that it would have to be a bratbest joke, and yes, it kills me to admit it—and now he’s not only a billionaire, he’s also my new boss.
Turns out our hate is mutual. And this kind of hate is horrifically twisted, filthy, and banging hot.
I just might have to hate him forever.
MISTER McHOTTIE is 45,000 gloriously hilarious, hot, sexy words that your mother warned you about, complete with an organic happy-ever-after (or seven), a Bratwurst Wagon, ill-advised office pranks, and no cheating or cliffhangers.
Mister McHottie is a standalone, enemies to lovers romantic comedy that is told in the first-person point of view of Chase and Ambroisa.
Ambrosia is the social media manager at the country’s second largest organic grocery store which is known for growing their own products in store. She lives in an apparement that has an interesting neighbour upstairs that Ambrosia calls “Hogzilla”. Ambrosia is not happy when she finds out that Chase Jett, the one she gave her virginity to and also landed her in jail, has just bought Crunchy. She figures her job is over now because she swears she is going to get fired but when Chase keeps everyone, Ambrosia swears she is not going to let Chase win ever again. Ambrosia is determined to get even.
Chase was the boy from the wrong side of the tracks who had nothing but when an app that he created turns him into a billionaire he is living life to the fullest. On his first day at Crunchy he runs into Bro (Ambrosia) and can not believe his eyes. The tension between Chase and Ambrosia could be cut with a knife. To say they do not like each other is an understatement. Chase finds Ambrosia at Crunchy head office late one night and they end up having angry sex in the elevator while Ambrosia’s friends booby trap Chase’s office. When Ambrosia’s brothers show up, as much as Chase missed having them in his life he can not take much more of them and their pranks.
This was my first novel by Pippa Grant and since reading this I am going on a Pippa Grant binge read. Mister McHottie had me laughing so hard I was crying. The banter between Chase and Ambrosia was classic, add in her brothers Zeus and Ares and all the pranks and you can not help but die laughing. I recommend this book to everyone! Mister McHottie is a great enemies to lovers story.
Meet Pippa Grant
Pippa Grant is a USA Today Bestselling author who writes romantic comedies that will make tears run down your leg.
When she’s not reading, writing or sleeping, she’s being crowned employee of the month as a stay-at-home mom and housewife trying to prepare her adorable demon spawn to be productive members of society, all the while fantasizing about long walks on the beach with hot chocolate chip cookies.
She believes love, laughter, and bacon are the most powerful forces in the universe. When she’s not writing, she’s raising her three hilariously unpredictable children with her real-life hero.
If you’re looking for more to read, Jamie Farrell is the alter ego for Pippa Grant. She’s the author of the Misfit Brides Series and the Officers’ Ex-Wives’ Club Series.
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Disclaimer ~ Due to the nature of this novel it is not recommended for people under the age of 18